ROUGH START

The first thing that happened is the young couple with the 5 year old ahead of the brown tooth guy got kicked out of the line because their child was too young to go up--- they threw up their hands in exasperation and said, "What do we do??" YOU GO BACK TO THE TICKET OFFICE---- !!! GET NEW TIME!!!!! and they were off- That left me, immediately behind brown tooth guy- and that's when I realized he could barely walk. But that didn't stop him- he went in that arched marble doorway and started his way up the worn and sloped marble stairs- And I thought to myself- really if you think about it only I could be behind a guy with brown teeth, who can't really walk and we're heading up a dangerous tower to now I'm sure, a certain death. Just then he slipped for the first time!!! and I realized he was wearing the most FLIMSY pair of leather sandals I'd ever seen! AND HE SLIPPED A SECOND TIME- and only this time starting backwards towards me- I put out my arms- but he caught himself- He stopped- I thought, Ah ha--- he's turning around- now the 28 people who were coming behind me are on my tail- and we are going at a SNAILLLLLLLS pace. SA-LAAAAAAAAP HE SLIPS AGAIN!!!! wobbles- leans back- and then does a full circle back forward----- And that's when i realized- not only are his teeth brown- but this guy reallllllllly reeeeeeeeeks!!! It was a mixture of dirt, urine and BO--- but it was bad- REALLY bad----- like make you sick bad----- and we had 295 stairs to go..............