TOURIST TRAPS

They just exist everywhere don't they. But could these places BE more Bavarian- and I have to say- they get me with the hook everytime!

WW II BOMBINGS

Take a look at this picture of this very church after the bombings in World War II. SO MUCH of Munich was just flattened by Allied bombing, it just makes you sick. But then you have to remember who was running this town back then-- A. Hitler.

INTERESTING TIDBIT INSIDE

There was a footprint in the marble- just as you walked into the church-- and people would stop and take pictures of it- finally I figured, I had to! You can even see MY feet in the picture. So Carol says, 'What is that anyway?" I say, "Its Jesus' footprint"-

"It IS not.." she replies. I'm thinking- hey I climbed Pontius Pilates steps that Jesus walked on a couple of months ago- why can't this be Jesus' footprint?

Well as it turns out- its the DEVIL's footprint!

Turns out the devil made a deal with the builder: no windows were to be built in the church. The clever builder, however, tricked the devil by positioning columns so that the windows were not visible from the spot where the devil stood in the foyer. When the devil discovered that he had been tricked, he could not enter the already consecrated church. The devil could only stand in the foyer and stomp his foot furiously, which left the dark footprint that remains visible in the church's entrance today.

ASCENSION OF CAROL: AGAIN

Well I gotta admit- I tricked her this time- I told her we were just going in to see the church- one of Munich's big ones- and then JUST as we were walking out I saw the steps to the tower- and turned and said, "So are you coming?" Carol was a series of um...ah....um.... I put my best curious face on...."Hmm?" And then I pay her 3 euros to the sweet old woman working the ticket counter- and we're off!

Turns out the views of Munich were great! Here's a shot looking down towards the Rathaus where the glockenspiel is.

MUNICH IN A DAY

Last night when we got here we just crashed- but we made up for it today- we left the room about 9am and got back at about 11:30pm. Here's a rundown of what we did:

1. The GLOCKENSPIEL. Which is housed in that Rathaus (Town Hall)- Munich's glockenspiel is one of the most famous in the world (if not the most). Carol saw it 30 years ago and today got to relive it. Here's a little video of it too.

THE COPS DAUGHTER

So as many of you know, Carol is the daughter of a Michigan State Trooper- and there's something about she and her sister Catherine; they can smell trouble before it even happens.

So as the camera crew is back there making this poor guy go through his entire set of bags- show his passport, answer question after question-- I'm sitting there looking out the window thinking- just don't come here, just don't come here....but Carol is faking that she's reading her kindle and is keeping an eagle eye on the action in the rear of the car.

Finally- after about 45 minutes the camera crew suddenly gets out at one of our stops followed by the police!!!

The train starts up, the conductors all leave for other cars-- and we are enroute again- and I think. Its DONE.

That's when my wife puts down her Kindle, shifts her eyes over to the guy across the aisle who had to show his IDs to the police and says, "So....what was that all about?"

Inside I'm like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't talk to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're lucky we LIVED through this are you crazy!

"I mean were those police??? They sure were asking you a lot of questions..."

He turns to her and smiles and says very brokenly, "My English...it is not so good.....I'm sorry"

Carol waves her hand, "Ah you're fine! I can't speak a word of German! So tell me- what's up?"

ARE YOU NUTS??????????????????? I'm thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He then proceeds to tell her that they are not really police but rather the type of security that enforce...oh how do you say in English.....the coming and going.....especially from Switzerland to Germany.....not really police...but sort of like police........

She says, "We call 'em border patrol....go on.."

AH YES Border patrol! Thank you! Well they are filming a show about vorking for the border patrol--- and they are searching people--- and i say to them, 'that's not right! you can't do that-

it is wrong-

"So THAT's what it was all about----- I knew they were searching those people---- but I couldn't figure out why....and I knew they were asking you a lot of questions but I couldn't translate the German you know..."

NOR SHOULD YOU! I'm thinking of course!!!!

He chuckles- ah yes well that is what it was all about- and it is wrong- they have no right to do that and it shouldn't happen

"Well thanks I appreciate the information-... and no its not right.."

TERROR ON THE TRAINS- AGAIN

I've decided that it is just me- and trains- and trouble. It took 7 hours to get from Zermatt to Munich yesterday- plus three different trains. It started out fine- got out of Zermatt on the cog train- and then got to Zurich again without incident. We left Zurich on the SBB line which is the Swiss train- and I didn't know it was going to happen, but we ended up going back through Austria again for a short time enroute to Germany so that was an unexpected pleasure. But then, once we got into Germany- I realized that the conductors had shirts that read DB which meant Deutsch train lines.

Well at about the 5 hour mark all of a sudden the doors to our car burst open and in comes this camera crew with a gigantic tv camera, microphone boom and a guy doing interrogating followed by about 4 people in green uniforms, big guns and patches that read ZOLL!

They came in and zoomed right in on these people who were behind us- the people spoke English- and finally with a german accent the interrogator said, "Ve are filming a documentahry for Cherman television"- I tried to sneak a couple of shots when they weren't looking-

Well then the cops end up back right by our seats and start interrogating the guy who has been sitting across from us. He, interestingly enough, looks JUST like Tom Bosley who played the dad on Happy Days- so the whole thing is pretty surreal- he hauls out his ID and they keep asking him questions (in German of course). Finally they seemed to be accepting whatever he was telling them- and the guy with the cop with the gun sits right next to me, with the gun practically sticking into my stomach.

Now I've seen enough of those movies about WWII to know that this situation doesn't end up good-

and the conductors were all so nervous- there were FOUR of them gathered in our car- and you're lucky if you ever even see one on your whole trip. One of them was so animated talking with the police that he even opened up a package of cookies and gave them each to the cops. I SO WANTED one of those cookies- cause they were my favorite kind like Schoolboy cookies you can get in the US only the real German ones with the rich milk chocolate- but I had to tell myself, STAY OUT OF IT!